January 2008
Did I really just see a Cadillac commercial with bob dylan? The man was driving an escalade and wearing driving gloves. Wow, we are far from blonde on blonde I guess.
WatchI am literally crying over here…
A two line personal ad. The second line is the... →
Its hard to be a female presidential candidate →
coworker: i have two things to say if you are alone
me: I am alone now
coworker: ok
coworker: so two things
coworker: are you still alone?
me: I am
I was on the bus
And was lucky enough to find a seat, even though the bus was really full. The guy next to me looks normal enough, but keeps fidgeting. I just figured he was re-adjusting since I sat down, but he kept doing it long after the appropriate “re-adjustment” period. I finally look over to give him the “calm the f down” face, and I realize the source of his fidgeting - his pants....
WatchThe island off the coast of Nebraska, classic
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Penguin Thugs
I think its interesting that some people who wear their pants low and other baggy clothes in an attempt to look tough, end up basically waddling like penguins.
“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,”...”
– Mike Huckabee is still crazy, everyone. Seriously, its 2008 and this guy thinks he has some sort of direct line to God to figure out what laws should govern our country. And he says that his opponents don’t want to change the constitution - LIKE ITS A BAD THING.
WatchWhile I am not married, I can still appreciate how funny this is …
“Some people compare one of the other candidates...
The caucus is taking place right now in New Hampshire and it seems to me that some candidates are loosing their minds. Hillary Clinton for one has taken a big old pull on the crazy juice. The article I linked to below describes some recent comments made by Clinton, Obama and some of Clinton’s supporters. One of the main points Clinton has chosen to emphasize lately is that she has...
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My bus driver
Got out of the bus at sutter and sansome to get a cup of coffee at the starbucks across the steer. Pretty uneventful besides the fact that I had this overwhelming desire to jump on the bus, take it for a drive and pick up my friends along the way. You want to know honestly what stopped me from taking the number 3 on a joy ride? I didn’t have gloves or a hood to properly hide my identity....
Is it wrong/weird that I am . . .
Jealous of Juno? Yes, the character in the movie of the same name that is 16 years old and pregnant. The girl has character, and even though she says she doesn’t know who she is, she is fully embracing who she is every step of the way. And she is so comfortable with herself and anything she encounters. Makes me envious and makes me sad.
Urban Girl Survives SF Muni
I had moved into the city and was just hitting that point where I felt like “urban-girl”. You know what I am talking about. The over confident feeling where you think you have it all figured out. I mean I had the perfect commuting bag, the standard issue iPod with the perfectly discreet ear-bud earphones, the requisite bus pass and of course the pepper spray, but this was really for...
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You know what phrase I hate? “Brother-man” What the crap is that supposed to mean any way?
Iowa's Crazy Caucus
Is it is just me or is anyone else the least bit disturbed that Huckabee won the Republican Iowa Caucus? Seriously, this is a guy who does not believe in EVOLUTION. And we wonder why we have an education problem in this country. I mean can you see this guy negotiating with foreign countries, representing our country, and he does not believe one of the most fundamental and basic biological facts...