January 2009
me: yes I know Tim
me: and he is tough
bkeltie: tough? what does that mean?
me: I honestly don't even know why I wrote that
me: its like I was possessed or something
bkeltie: you're insane
FOTC - 2009 Tour
peterwknox:
Tickets go on sale to the public on Friday & Saturday, February 6th and 7th, but as a very special Flight of the Conchords fan you have access to the exclusive pre-sale beginning this Monday, February 2nd at 10 AM. Just find the link to your city’s venue, or follow the asterisk to the link below, and enter the password “sugalumps.” 4/6/09 – Tampa, FL – Tampa Bay Performing Arts...
New Ice Cream Place in the Mission →
“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you...”
– Margaret Thatcher
Crack Pie →
This reminds me of the movie Waitress. “Baby don’t you cry, going to make a pie, going to make a pie with the heart in the middle … “
fareastmeetswildwest:
Oh shit, Christina Tosi, pastry chef at Momofuku Milk Bar, shared her recipe for Crack Pie with Martha Stewart.
One of the major advantages to having unemployed relatives is they watch daytime TV and pick up on gems...
To continue my love affair with New Orleans in San... →
I have a group of friends
I know it is kind of shocking, but I do. We were in Starfire together in high school. Starfire is a little church choir at the local methodist church and yes it was a church choir, and yes many people think that is lame, but that is not the point. I am more focused on giving you a background so you can appreciate the lameness of this story.
We are right now, at this very moment, trying to plan a...
No one expects the Somali Pirates →
Chester French - you will like this →
vulturerealty:
Vulture Realty: 2011 (from We Are...
hunsonisgroovy:
pile: The Killers - I Can’t...
“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...”
– Louise Erdrich (via everybodycares)
“There is something vaguely embarrassing—even narcissistic—about our new era of...”
– Farhad Manjoo on Slate, regarding “Put the camera down and enjoy a moment for once.” (via soupsoup)
Somewhere in Japan there is a person who has exhausted themselves trying to tell their countrymen the same thing for the past 20 years.
(via tanya77)
Foodzie. It's like Etsy, but for food. →
(via sporkorfoon)
“These people will stop you for just having a little bit of Listerine”
– Gladys Hardy
Remeber the pogo ball?
Sorry, just had an 80’s moment.
What I did today with my friend Jenn →
“Mr Carlsen, a 29-year-old Norwegian, fled in his underpants and alerted police...”
– I am sorry because this is a terrible crime, but any story that has the word underpants in it is instantly funny to me.
A belated Christmas-themed story
Okay so I was looking through my tumblr and could not believe I had not blogged this story yet. So it is overdue, but still hilarious in my book.
A few days before Christmas I was riding the Bart down to 24th and Mission after a long day. It was around 8:30 pm or so and the Bart car was relatively full, but no one was standing. All of the sudden this very normal looking woman stood up and...
Not surprisingly, almost everything on this list... →